Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Loose Bacon Strips

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine

1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.

by hot dog and banana fucker February 15, 2010

Bacon Cunt Burger

Variation of Cunt Burger. This is a woman who is so far beyond a cunt, whore, or bitch that the only appropriate phrase to be used to describe her is cunt burger. Add in the fact that she's so loose her vag looks like two strips of bacon and she becomes a Bacon Cunt Burger.

Dude, are you kidding me? That chick's a Bacon Cunt Burger. You better wrap that thing twice.

by Dr.Phillie January 11, 2012

Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.

Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

by suavedeboner July 4, 2012

big mac bacon

Not a big mac, ruined by bacon

person 1: Hey you seen that new big mac
person 2: What the one with bacon?
person 1: Yeah
person 2: That is not a big mac the structural integrity has been ruined by the bacon and now there is a squashed burger... with bacon... and sauce
person 1: so a big mac bacon?

by El spancho February 13, 2019

Bacon Ass Ho

A slutty girl from Tampa whose ass is so wide, it's like a side of pork.

"Dude, I can't believe you got with that fat chick. She's a bacon ass ho!"

by Kristaline September 25, 2009

Chocolate/Bacon Theory

The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.

Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:

f + cb >= f

by Professor Luds December 22, 2008