Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

Baby Navy

Male Ejaculate. Linking the reproductive purpose of ejaculate with the seamen/semen connotations of the word Navy.

Hey hon, should I wear a condom tonight or let my Baby Navy pass through the Strait of Vagaltar?

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway II November 3, 2010

Baby-teching

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.

Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!

by Mikaoj September 27, 2011

baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.

Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!

by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011

babyboobear

Usually pet names for two lovers. These two people are so in love. It's a very cute and funny nickname, but they arent even embarassed to call eachother like this in public places. Usually when people hear them saying babyboobear to eachother they envy them and wish they could have their own babyboobear. Babyboobear's must stick with eachother through it all, no matter how hard it is! Because they absolutely NEED eachother!

Guy: You ma babyboobear
Girl: Oh I love you too, Babyboobear!

by TheLoveDrunkPerson November 24, 2011

Babybombing

Babybombing is the act of pushing your kid off onto someone else, even the other parent, for the purpose of amusement or to get out of responsibility.

1)I was enjoying my ten minutes of alone time in the shower when my spouse babybombed me by letting the screaming baby into the bathroom, cause the baby just had to take a bath with me.

2) Thanks for babybombing me by telling our kid to come pry my eyes open when I was asleep.

3) My wife babybombed me when she smelled a dirty diaper, pretended she didn't, and sent the baby over my way.

by GatorGrl2 January 11, 2013

Babetaki

Babetaki is the superlative of Babetista. Usually refers to a girl, althgough some Nigerian mobsters also carry the name... A babetista pales in comparison to babetaki.

Babetaki is so hot!

by babettojunkie September 28, 2013