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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Obama prism

A meme that started in 2019, of the president Barack Obama's face shaped into a 3D triangle. This meme started on reddit and it's funny, way funnier than that obunga meme that's dead.
by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022
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Obama Bin Latté

He was so bad at playing darts that he hit two candles he also was the best person in hide and seek until he lost his 2K+ Kill streak
"World Trade Center, Rip L bozo" - Obama Bin Latté
by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023
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Obama Hotel

An area where lazy bitches get to sit and sip on the dime of the people who are robbed by the system. People get money they have not earned.
Jimmy is in the Obama hotel until his welfare checks expire.
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Obama yo mama

The act of eating a load of vegatables enough for your shit to get really hard and bulky and then take somebody of you don’t like’s mom, squat over their face and start pushing your shit out really hard while repeating “YES WE CAN!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!”
Person to someone they don’t like: “Hey bitch I’m gonna obama yo mama you better watch out yo window tonight or else you gon catch me obamaing yo momma”
by Acidmofo September 18, 2023
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Obama Nation

A Term Used by Obama to refer to his fan base after becoming a hit sensation on youtube after his presidency
Obama: Yo what up Obama Nation its ya boi Barack Obama back with another hit video
by DefinitelyNotobama September 18, 2025
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Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
by a guy thing October 13, 2022
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