June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 9, 2020
by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021
by bsk$$$ December 3, 2020
A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021
He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.
Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"
esshay, ima shank ya booo
Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
esshay, ima shank ya booo
Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 7, 2021
Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.
Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".
by ItIsMyName July 3, 2019
by GeckoMaBoi May 3, 2023