Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.

~God 2/14/00~

Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY

Bling Johnny: y e s

Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII

by Iron taste like blood September 7, 2021

Johnny

Johnny is an athletic guy who is always there to have fun and make new friends. Always kind.

Johnny is kind.

by Shelbs123# September 10, 2021

Johnny Logue

Making a simple task look hard

“Trips over nothing” oops ive done a Johnny Logue!

by The logues October 7, 2021

Johnny

Johnnys are usually tall and like baseball. They can be shy at times but when you get to know them they are super funny. They love to eat and are really good at listening.

Boy: do you know a Johnny?

Girl: oh yeah! He’s so cool!

by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021

Johnny

Johnny is usually super tall and loves baseball. He is normally shy at first but when you get to know him he is really silly and fun. He loves to eat and hang out with friends.

Damn, Johnny is so hot.

by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021

johnny contrucci

Johnny is a fine beast

You know Johnny contrucci? Yeah he’s a fine beast

by Colin’s secret admirer July 31, 2021

Johnny

Someone who never gets anything right and requires constant guiding.

Person A: I bought my plane tickets but got the dates wrong.
Person B: That's so Johnny.

by Tabaçao August 18, 2021