Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

I.T Moment

An orangutan has nonced a Year 6

Wow, Cardinal Pell had an I.T moment

by Pers0n5 March 20, 2022

wikiduh moment

the moment you realize that the article you are reading is from wikipedia simple instead of wikipedia normal, and feel like a complete moron.

I had a real wikiduh moment when I was reading that article on santa clause and wondered why it was only 2 paragraphs long and was written by an 8 year old.

by tyler treat March 27, 2011

Chacarron Moment

A state of mind at a point in time in which a person voluntarily begins to enthusiastically project sounds with a loose mouth that derive from words (but are not necessarily words) and dances along with what the individual is currently "saying." It is done only for fun purposes. It can be done at any time of the day (usually done in private) and it is used to de-stress and to bring joy to life once again. Once done, the individual can laugh at him/herself and resume his/her day.

"Man, I wanna study for finals but my brain over here having a chacarron moment."

Talking to self: "Ah, I needed that chacarron moment. Now let's take on the day!"

by TheWiseY's January 9, 2019

Brian moment

A moment where someone named Brian will act devious and/or obnoxious to another person or you itself

Brian: *shoots a store clerk*
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment

by some guy with crack November 27, 2021

Dylan Moment

When you do or say something stupid

I’ve had 3 Dylan moments this day. Shit make that 4.

by YodaMaster July 25, 2020

Zeke moment

When you done goof and tear a crack in the fabric of time.

I used to know the secrets to the universe until I goofed and fell on a rock. What a Zeke moment tbh.

by Raven234 September 9, 2022