yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!

“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”

by oneuspaved September 12, 2021

wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 11, 2014

my wife

ur mom

Your mom is my wife

by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022

wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025

My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022

Wife

Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.

Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?

Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.

by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021