what the crap

an alternative for 'what the fuck'. is more accepted by public, as crap is less offensive than fuck, obviously. 'what the shit' can also be used, as can other variations. eg: 'what the crapper'
'what the shitface'

for internet use: replace 'wtf' with 'wtc'
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guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird...
girl: what the shitface?!
guy: i know aye, what the crapper is she doing.
by nikkivondee* October 26, 2009
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what it is son

1. Typically a greeting by a black male to a homie. Commonly used in the exchange of goods or services.

2. Said from a father to a son, usually when the son has fallen upon the father's lap.
1. Man approaches the register. Clerk asks, "What it is son?"

2. Son: Dad, I need to talk to you about something.
Dad: What it is son? And wasssssssup?
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 01, 2005
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What's up with it

What's up, or how's it going, often a phrase used by cool people
Joe: What's up with it?
Bob: Oh, nothing really, just hanging out at
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Say What?

When somebody say's something you didnt catch, hear, understand or are disgusted with and would like them to repeat it so you can smack them the hell up!.

Or what one would say after watching the music video for Radiohead's 'Just'.
Say what?
You really need to watch the radiohead video for 'Just', thats a proper Saywhat?
by Mr Jaffa Cake March 05, 2009
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what the hell

expression of surprise. incregulous. shocked. Eqivalent to saying "what on earth" or "What Gives".
Considered a swear in some backward remote religious communities, like Texass.
man sees car crash: What the hell.
or
wife: 10% off ?! i'll get 2.
husband: what the hell.
by GodsLacky December 18, 2009
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What the Dickens?

Similar in meaning to what the heck, what the hell, etc. Is most commonly used in a a state of puzzlement and awe.
What the Dickens? I could have sworn that the rickshaw was on fire when I left the the East Indian Trading Company!
by North Bend October 21, 2007
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what evs

a short form for the common term whatever.
It is normally used as a come back when you cannot think of a proper response.
Katie: So are you in love with that boy from school?
Haley: what evs.
by Dejhana September 30, 2006
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