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Wanker

Whoever is filthy, a fucking no good scumbag bitch-ass hoe is considered a wanker. Wankers are the worst douchebags on this fucking strange-ass Earth. Beware though, there are also hidden wankers, the ones who seem like the kindest mother-fucking bitch could be the scummiest bitch-ass whore.
"Aw no, he's just a filthy wanker!"
by Chumhandle November 8, 2017
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wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it
I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017
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wanbed

Tall dark and handsome man.Usually come from north region of malaysia.very charming and quite a patient person
'Wanbed' jom hassan
by Jimmy117 April 22, 2018
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Wankering

The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.
They were both wankering in computer science.
by Hidded May 27, 2018
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Wanker

Ryan Lisle is a wanker
by ..babie June 10, 2018
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Wanker

Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male
by KSUTT June 11, 2018
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Wanker

Canadian variant, common in the 1980's and 1990's. The equivalent of the American term, hesher. A young male who listens to metal or hard rock, wears a mullet style haircut or all around long hair, concert shirt or truck stop novelty joke shirt, Harley Davidson merchandise, high top Reebok shoes with the laces loose and tongues out. Hobbies include: amateur herpetology, getting blasted into oblivion smoking hash in the form of hot knives, drinking 60 pounder bottles of Smirnoff vodka, cruising Catholic schools at recess to pick up girls in the smoking area and playing eight-ball at the local pool hall or trailer park recreation building. Wanker tanker refers to a late 1970's model Chevy Camaro, Trans-Am or Firebird which is the chariot of choice for many wankers, as they can rarely afford a Corvette.
"Ever since Travis started listening to Dokken, he's turned into such a wanker"
by HelFyr June 12, 2018
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