Washing the pearl

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.
"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"
by izzie :3 June 28, 2015
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washing pussy

It is a short rude joke for students who think funny to talk sex before they are 16 .
Sex education teachera says 'this is a what women looks like'

2 Naughty students say to one another other 'yeah but her washing pussy must be clean'
by Lick out women pussy April 19, 2016
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Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.
by john stromboli January 03, 2021
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pigeon wash

Getting a wash at the sink in the toilet.
I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.
by Jellybeanpoo69 October 03, 2017
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african wash job

Getting your salad tossed but the stipulation is it must be with a black girl in a Tiki hut.
Got an African Wash Job once at the Regina Mosaic African Pavillion. It was the shit.
by pfeif88 December 19, 2018
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Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
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A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
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