In there

People who find themselves "in there" at a party are the people that are pretty fucked up.

"Dude, you in there?"
"Oh man, I've played 13 games of beer pong, hit the beer bong twice, and just smoked two blunts. I'm totally in there."

by Enzo_Guy March 30, 2009

get it in there

1.To insert an object, most likely one's index finger, into another's anus.
2. a.To insert one's finger into any orifice of another. b.Digital Sodomy (sodomy by the fingers, not to be confused with Cybersex)

Motherfucker, that bitch was giving me the best oral sex that I've recieved in a fortnight, and then she had to ruin it by trying to get it in there! I was appalled, I told her, "Fuck you, bitch, I ain't into that freaky shit! Get up out my ass!"

by Sam from L.I. January 24, 2007

Hang In There Baby

When a woman (or man) tries to make her man cum before he passes out from erotic asphyxiation.

"Babe, I'm almost there. *gasp*" -Wallace
"Hang in there baby!" -Margot

by DanielFoSho April 19, 2010

hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

A nerd joke. The irony of this is the code 10 is more or less meaningless. the code for two is 00110010 or 011101000111011101101111.

01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 00101101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110100 01110011. heheh. there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.

by Ronan August 21, 2006

Teresa

Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she:
-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.
-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.
-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.
-is a noob.
-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).
-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here
-is meh sex buddy.
-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.
-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.
-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.
-uses the word babycakes too much.

This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.

Joe-Hey Teresa, wanna have buttsecks?
Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants
Joe-Dear LAWD.

have babies in Mexico

by Tati fucking rocks your face. October 18, 2008