someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...
tool
by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009

A guy who constantly talks about lifting and being tan. Gets no pussy! Just a dick in the ass every Wednesday
José is such a tool. Don't send me any more pictures of you in the mirror at the gym. You don't look good!
by Anonymous1118736 June 20, 2016

a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent
by Emily H L August 26, 2010

by Sicario da Vinci May 12, 2018
