Chocolate socks

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.

Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.

by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017

bootie sock

When you throw an old moldy hot pocket out the window to hid it from other people

brody bootie socked the house last night

by Brody'sroommate November 13, 2020

camp sock

using a sock to wipe your ass when nothing else is available

whew!, thank god i was wearing shoes instead of sandals today!, this camp sock will do just fine.

by andy fike December 1, 2009

sacrificial sock

A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation

Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.

by kooks November 5, 2013

Arabian Sock

When getting head you put a sock over her nose and she sneezes like a bomb

Bro Julie gave the best Arabian sock

by Stepmomslayer November 19, 2019

Sock twins

Two guys who are both normal and happen to notice they are wearing the same socks

I was changing shoes after the pick up game and notice this guy was my sock twins

by That cat who knows March 7, 2017

Wearing No Socks

the act of being a dirty ho

Look at Mandy, she's wearing no socks
She's such a dirty ho.

by anonymous July 17, 2022