crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 14, 2004

King Hog

A funcy fella! King hog tellse alote of jokse:)

King hog is joking again! Tee hee

by Corb fucker November 8, 2021

Hog/Hogger

Hog; to use something and not let anybody else use it. This includes most other Hoggers too. Please do not ever mistake these hoggers with pigs - unless the pigs are hogging something of course.

DISCLAIMER: this is not an inside joke /serious

Person 1: wanna go to summer hill to hog stuff?
Person 2: sure I love hogging
Person 3: hogging is bad

Person 1: why?
Person 3: it should be equal because hog/hogger are taking it from us
Person 1 and 2: too bad

by Cat girl gf November 9, 2021

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

Red hogs

A group of overweight, female rapist.

Stay away from that bar on Mainstreet, it's full of red hogs.

by Dubp September 8, 2021

Hog in the Henhouse

When a male enters a room filled predominantly with women.

Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”

Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”

by Beach red neck September 11, 2021

Bust like a hog

Busting a fat amount of cream

I will bust like a hog in your cat

by Hog September 14, 2021