Grande Groper

A person who gropes people on the grand stage.

A: The past store touched me inappropriately on stage in front of everybody.
B: He is a Grande Groper.

by Tree House Eikaiwa September 1, 2018

grand hustle zaggin

one who hustles, hits it, and quits it

grand hustle zaggin that soulja boy hoooooooooe. yooooooooou!

by harold sniff December 9, 2008

grand canyoning

when you convince someone that they've done something or gone somewhere (like the grand canyon) by fabricating a memory of it by telling them things you've done that you've told them about before

an example of grand canyoning:

person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember

by cheese demon June 3, 2019

si grand

An adjective to describe a person regarded as cool, attractive or superior, especially in regards to the size of their phallic instrument.

This word has grammatical genders as described by this rhyme:

If you are an homme,
Then you say Si Grand,
If you go by she,
Then you're Si Grandi,
If it's not just you,
You're all Si Grandu.

Ryan is really cool; he is si grand. Me and him are totally si grandu.

by TotallyDefinitelyNotJames July 1, 2023

Le Potat Grande Capaccino

The potat chris, called a big baka by wabbit. He booli s her a lot!

wabbit: @Le Potat Grande Capaccino meanie.

by thisisnotwabbit April 15, 2020

Ur grand-daddy a fatty

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.

Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*

by NobleBCCCXII May 11, 2018

Grand Ole Opry

Slang term for the private parts of a Southern woman over the age of 70.

Emmylou Harris is still beautiful for her age, but I suspect it's a rough go at the Grand Ole Opry, if you know what I mean...

by Wayne King III April 30, 2023