Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

stoner clean

when yo shi hella clean but you still got stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)

“mannnn my shi stoner cleannnn”

by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021

Clean

1: A term used to describe a tastefully modified and well taken care of car or truck. The parts added to cars to improve performance as well as subtle external changes to accentuate the lines of the car. Some parts include improved suspension, headers, a new camshaft, cooling upgrades, larger injectors, better fuel system, an actually nice exhaust kit not those fart cans you hear on civics at 3am, a well done paint job or wrap job from a professional and a fresh set of wheels and tires that tie everything together.

When you first see a clean car your mind transcends the riceboy spray can tendencies and you realize you've been granny shifting not double clutching like you should.

2: The opposite of rice.

Dude: Bro, take a look at that Honda Accord over there its actually really clean.
Bro: Wtf you're right wow, that's CLEAN clean.

Guy: dude DUDE! LOOK AT THAT NSX ITS SO CLEAN!
Buddy: That... is.. the cleanest car I've ever seen in my life.

by Buuuuungi May 3, 2023

Clean Kyra

A woman who shaves her friends vagina and scrubs it with borax before diving in.

Man that was a clean vagina after performing a clean Kyra on that muff.

by Mr Muff Master September 14, 2021

Clean Plate

When you simultaneously thoroughly give a woman a rimjob and pussy eating. It is only known as a clean plate if she is satisfied.

Oh jeez Sandra is really mad I forgot our anniversary! She’s definitely gonna make me give her a clean plate!

by Yunkystinky March 22, 2021

Michigan Cleaning

When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea

austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning

by koralreef June 1, 2022

Michigan Cleaning

where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself

austin backus:hey dude where is andy

reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning

by koralreef June 1, 2022