dutch touched

To get your ass hurt, fucked up, merked, and/or bodied.

Guy 1; why are you locked up?
Guy 2; mane this dude slapped my mom
Guy 1; and what you do?
Guy 2; i dutch touched that boy, hence the reason I'm in jail!!!

by kanaryellow October 29, 2014

Dutch Twist

When you attempt to give your partner a Dutch Oven, but they manage to turn it around and catch you in it.

Guy 1 : Dude, I was going to give my girlfriend a Dutch Oven last night, but she was too fast for me. She got the covers over my head first.

Guy 2 : Man, that's what I call a Dutch Twist. M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of that twist ending. But he would have made it so that your girlfriend was a ghost or something.

by Strouperman369 November 21, 2013

Dutch policeman

When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.

Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.

by histephen May 23, 2020

Dutch submarine

When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.

"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."

by absolutely_not_a_weeb October 27, 2021

Dutch Sauna

To take a giant smelly shit in the bathroom while someone is showering. Hot steamy shit smell fills the room.

My dad gave me a Dutch Sauna yesterday.

by Snowman 50522 June 12, 2018

Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

dutch banker

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.

"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil

by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015