Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Tooth tank

Tooth tank is when your eating your girl out and lose a tooth

Yea Amanda a tooth tank now. How? Well I was going ham on that shit and lost a tooth! Ahh make sense

by W_p_j May 17, 2021

tank

someone big and buff
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me

That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.

by bigcheeseboy December 12, 2022

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Tank

This, is the perfect name for your loving, yet muscular dog. Tank is a strong boy, yet loyal and and caring to his “family”! He loves his KONG and plays with anyone! So, if to have a dog like this….and are wondering about a name, look no further!

Nicknames:
• Tankie
•Tankers

“Tank! Tankie! Tankers! Who’s a good boy!”

by DictionaryTank12347 June 18, 2021

Multicrew Tank Combat 4

A roblox semi-realistic tank combat game that requires actual crew members. Good luck finding non-retarded teammates while being attacked by 4 Mi-8 Helicopter.

Someone: Hey wonna play Multicrew Tank Combat 4?

You: No.

by Why do I choose this country February 3, 2024

world of tanks

genuinely one of the most depressing games ever created by wargaming, like seriously why do i still play this game am i a masochist or something

person one: 'oh boy i sure do love world of tanks'
person two: noNONONOJNNKNJIJKJ"OIP
OB H:BUOHH I:BUOL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THIS GAME THEY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHEUWOIUBHIUODJ"UW:YU*H)UWIH)J_IOLM'

by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025