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Taking a Cord

The act of taking a big hot wet steaming shit.
Also an Islanders fan
Paul- I'm taking a huge shit right now.
James- No Paul, you're taking a Cord
by PeetaMoran March 14, 2019
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Take a knee

To be interrupted in the act of performing cunnilingus on a frenchwomanin the lobby of your apartment by your housemate, ideally whilst wearing a waistcoat.
Dude, you take a knee like a pro. That shit cracked me up. You Bruce Forsythed that frenchie good.
by Alexander McQueen June 17, 2011
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Take it to the Nipple

A less formal way of saying. "Take it to heart" or "Take it seriously"
Dude! I didn't mean it that way. Don't take it to the nipple.

Don't say things like that. He'll take it to the nipple.
by pimppapy January 10, 2012
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take on me

The phrase "take on me" is nonsense verse that was written to sound cool. It's really just a grammatically incorrect version of "take me on". A-Ha repeating themselves in order to have catchier lyrics.
I have nothing clever for the chorus, so...."Take on me!"
by bombazee September 24, 2013
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taking hot

When a male or female prostitute negotiate a sex act by offering not to use protection. A male John will climax inside of the prostitute for a higher premium. Example " I will take your hot for fifty or put on a jimmy for thirty."
I met a hot chick at the bar and took her home. I said I would use a condom, she was so drunk she just kept "taking hot" without a clue
by Titilus Maximus February 9, 2015
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Take a Joel

When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.
Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.
by hacktavist August 11, 2010
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take one

well we got the bag you tring to take one? you dont got me
by witsend253 February 28, 2008
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