Girl, I'm in bad shape, I've got intense sea twat.
Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.
Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.
by Dr. Jym August 18, 2017
Get the Sea Twat mug.Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.
Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.
Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(
by Wordmaker of lies August 8, 2014
Get the Twat potatoes mug.A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.
by t89472 August 30, 2010
Get the Twat Swatter mug.This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".
Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.
Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter
by mi_ni June 11, 2009
Get the Twat Swatter mug.When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."
Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.
by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017
Get the Oyster Twat mug.Slang; Noun:
1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."
What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."
What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017
Get the Twat Tease mug.The heavy scent (cloud) one gets a whiff of when he/she enters a restroom stall after a woman that had a dirty special part exits.
That was an awful twat cloud.
(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!
Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)
(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!
Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)
by Snukaaaa August 9, 2018
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