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more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
by Ronin47 March 26, 2017
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The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
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Fuck you tisement

All advertisements because we all know that we don't like them. So that means commercial on the tv and radio. All these fuck you tisements get on my fuckin nerves.
by Diamond Shell March 12, 2018
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Rush fi tisi

An Arabic phrase that translates to "Rush into my ass". It's used in different situations, one of which when you want to somebody to shut up
- What do you want habibi?
- What do I want? Rush fi tisi! You do know what I want!
by SaudisInAudis December 25, 2018
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Done a Tish

To mishear a sentence or utterance, and therefore make up a vaguely plausible alternative from one’s imagination.
Oh no, she’s done a Tish on this one!
by Newbiesewinggirl August 14, 2022
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