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Unicorn

An Olympic Lifter or CrossFit Athlete who has hit themselves in the forehead with Barbell.
by anonymous August 3, 2022
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Unicorn

A virgin that is either gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual.
"Bisshh you a unicorn, ain't you never gonn' see anyone 'round"
by The Butt Dictionary September 13, 2020
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Unicorn

"A horse just a little hornier than usual"

-robot chicken
Dirty slut, unicorn is a horse with a magic horn
by ItsMeYiri May 29, 2019
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unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."
by Ninecents February 2, 2024
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Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.
I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.
by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021
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Unicorn

When a person of any gender sticks a dildo on their forehead and a woman sits on the dildo while the person eats her out
Me and my girl love to Unicorn
by Bopstroya January 13, 2025
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Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.
Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?
by King rcj November 25, 2021
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