polish butthole

a phrase that is used when referring to having anal sex with your drug dealer in a van for free drugs
client: what do i need to do to get them for free? drug dealer: polish butthole. that is all.
by iknowriight September 21, 2020
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Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight
No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone
by Largo 7 May 29, 2014
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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 22, 2023
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013
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Polishing the barrel

To run your tongue along the penis when giving head.
Max: Hey weren't you with Jessica last night?
Steve: I sure was!
Max: How was that man?
Steve: The girls doesn't have the best personality but when it comes to "Polishing the Barrel".. She is the best!
by Hot-Box August 13, 2010
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Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
by Willsmithspapa420 October 03, 2024
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