Slurpy Swamp
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Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey
1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.
2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.
Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009
Alabama Swamp Drops
A massive case of diarrhea in which after going poop there is no way to wipe up all of the remaining fecal matter- thus, the subsequent remainder mixes with butt sweat to create a swamp like atmosphere in your underwear. The drops usually keep excreting in a slow ooze-like fashion for several hours. Someone that has the Alabama Swamp Drops might find themselves wandering to the bathroom several times per hour just to wipe. Severe cases have been known to spread from undergarments to outer garments in a stinky liquid filled brown mess.
After eating the chorizo burrito, I had the Alabama Swamp Drops for days. That shit just kept slowly oozing out of me.
I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!
I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!
Alabama Swamp Drops by Rehnquist Silverfox October 28, 2011
Bullhead Swamp Ass
Similar to the Louisiana Swamp Ass, your ass gets so sweaty, when you fart you think its a pudding hammock forming but its actually the sweat from your ass sticking to your underwear.
"Man, working construction in the middle of summer sure gives me a bad case of Bullhead Swamp Ass! Itll trick ya!"
Bullhead Swamp Ass by imsoDANKbro November 6, 2009
Vertical Swamp Ass
An overtly extreme case of sweating that results in or produces a vertical line of sweat over the crack of one's ass, typically caused by vigorous exertion. Could also be known as "water on the rear"
At the gym I saw a girl come out of the cardio kick boxing class and she had a severe case of vertical swamp ass. Gross.
Vertical Swamp Ass by star9shine February 6, 2008