the squirrel hat rule 

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

the squirrel hat rule by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

Dead Squirrel 

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.

When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.

Dead Squirrel by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025

Sewer squirrel 

Something that should never be in your living room

I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart

Sewer squirrel by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025

Snow squirrel

Snow squirrel, a racist term to call a white person

Get that got dang snow squirrel out my seat

Snow squirrel by Iceray March 8, 2026

Hood squirrel

She a ho.

That hood squirrel jus out there tryin' to get a nut.

Bro, she sleep with everyone, u didnt know she be a hood squirrel out in them streets.

Hood squirrel by รςคгєςг0ฬ [☆muгdєгєг☆] November 23, 2025

Cheeky squirrel tax

An freaky hand like jerk to a jar of pancake batter performed by a specialist in eastern Michigan.

I love to watch a cheeky squirrel tax with my grandma.

Cheeky squirrel tax by ChaseA January 7, 2026

Plowing the SQuirreL

Writing SQL code...

SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...

When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...

1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.

Plowing the SQuirreL by d3ngar December 17, 2009