golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

Soggy sandy

Someone or something you very much wish to avoid. Sometimes an actual soggy sandwish

Jose is being a real soggy sandy today

by R3t4rDEAD November 23, 2022

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023

Angry Sandy

While making out on the beach with your girl , drag two fingers through the sand then proceed to finger her.

Dude, I was getting it on with this girl on the beach, so I gave her the Angry Sandy.

by TheDudeAbides2023 April 30, 2023

talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.

“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

adhm-spanky

the act of joining a top medical school and thinking u ain't extremely smart (but you are extremely smart)
can be defined in a similar fashion to "imposter syndrome"

holy shit man did you know mark adhm-spanky into ain shams?

by zestra October 30, 2023

Linking spanky

Beating yo meat

“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night “

by theb00tyconsumer February 19, 2024