smuffercated

The feeling of being smothered and suffocated at the same.

I can't breathe because I feel like I'm being smuffercated

by Lissa_lou January 5, 2015

smuffercate

Suffocate someone with your muff

I am going to sit on your face and smuffercate you.

by Smuffercate October 12, 2015

shuffle-jiver

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.

Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!

by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015

sluffing

The Utah word for skipping class. If you're going to live in Utah, you'd better learn it.

"Young man are you sluffing!?"

by Super Bucko December 29, 2015

Scuffle Coat

The outer garment you are wearing when you're spoiling for a fight, which you thrust upon the floor in rage prior to the blows (physical or verbal) you rain down on your nemesis.

"Dude, he just slammed down his scuffle coat. Shit's about to get real!"

by Disco duck January 16, 2016

Shuffle

To avoid answering a question directly by beating around the bush or subtly changing the subject; A string of white lies put together to convince a third party you know what you are talking about.

Do you really know what you're talking about, or are you shuffling?
Dude, quite shuffling and tell me straight up.
I've learned to shuffle so well that everyone believes I know what I'm talking about.
...now that is how you shuffle to get out of a situation.

by co1212 March 25, 2017

shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017