smoke a boat 

The act of smoking meth or another item in tin foil. Often referred to as a boat because of the canoe shape the foil makes when folded.

High tweaking blazing smoking boatsmoke a boat Tooter crizzi

smoke a boat by lilmikey March 10, 2014

smoker's pussy 

A medical condition caused by excessive tobacco use that has devastating consequences for the vagina. Symptoms include dryness, sagging, blackish-brown discharge, and a strong pungent odor. Smoker's pussy will also cause pubic hair to become yellow and grey.

After fucking a girl with early-onset smoker's pussy, I'm afraid I might have cancer.

smoker's pussy by HappyGoJacky August 3, 2018

smoke Igbo 

To smoke marijuana

Smoke Igbo and Shayo

smoke Igbo by Saintgeorge66 July 1, 2022

turtle smoke 

A marijuana reference coined by E-40

"turtle smoke in the air, girls up in here with no underwear. Old enough to know better, but young enough to not care"

turtle smoke by B Smizz June 7, 2005

bum smoker 

Somebody that cannot afford their own ciggies and releaves their nicoteen adiction off other's smokes.

"man that lowie keeps staunchin ma fags"
"I know bro shez such a bum smoker"

bum smoker by P Biddy July 4, 2008

Hooker smoke 

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.

Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."

Hooker smoke by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010

Scottish smokescreen 

When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.

How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?

Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen

Scottish smokescreen by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011