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simp bender

one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary
"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"
by saouki July 6, 2020
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Simp McDowell

A simp who does whatever it takes to please a girl he’s not dating.
Charlie, you’re acting like simp mcdowell for spending $30 on a girl you aren’t dating!
by Robocoder35 February 17, 2020
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Simp juice

The source of energy for all simps. Once it goes out, no more simping.
Don't look at that simp. He already ran out of simp juice.
by Simpus Supremus June 15, 2020
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Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch
He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.
by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021
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Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .
Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted
by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019
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big simp

by sonic the frog October 11, 2021
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simp king

sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.
by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020
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