Angry Shart

When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse

Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy

by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024

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I shart you not

Variant of “I shit you not”

I shart you not, that ₴hit is real. 💩 🥔 🫘

by 🅰️ February 23, 2026

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Tokyo Shart

The hardest shit you've ever had

I'm blasted on Tokyo Shart

by anonymous April 13, 2025

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Three-Shart Finish

When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.

"Ooh! Look at that fuckwit. He's only gone and done a Three-Shart Finish"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 4, 2025

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Shimmy Shart

It’s a move- when you shift your weight onto one leg and left the other one slightly, then shake (shimmy) your leg in a fast back and forth motion while farting violently.

My girlfriend and I got in an argument today because I tried to do a Shimmy Shart in front of her dad and stepmom and it led to a Hershey squirt on their couch.

by Queeater14 August 17, 2025

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