Shower Sport

1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.

1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.

by britevision December 18, 2011

Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.

I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.

by Asshole11 February 23, 2023

heavy shower

A large fall of rain of short duration

Sam got soaking wet in a heavy shower on his way to home

by anonymous December 6, 2020

black shower

its when someone take a shit in your mouth

i had the best black shower ever yesterday with this big woman

by Loffen2003 January 10, 2019

shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Senators Shower

When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.

- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?

- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.

by Reedski December 6, 2021

Shit and shower

when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time

person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"

by Crocodelic June 20, 2021