Salty Toboggan

When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan

Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.

by Lord of Lag October 18, 2014

Salty Storm

When you blow a huge, extra salty load all over someone's face. In additional to being extra salty, in order to qualify as a Salty Storm, the ejaculate must meet at least two of the following standards:

1. Ejaculate must be fast enough to be able to leave the penis and travel the distance of at least 14 inches, before the female can close her eyes. (Note: accuracy is not a factor. The Salty Storm need not enter the eye)
2. The ejaculate covers a total surface area of at least 10 square inches
3. The ejaculate spans the distance (between any two points) of at least 4 feet
4. The ejaculate causes substantial physical or property damage to anyone or anything in the immediate area. Be advised, if this standard is met, you may consider upgrading to a Salticane

Man: "Get ready bitch!! I ate about two and a half orders of large fries from McDonalds earlier! Here comes a Salty Storm you won't forget!"

by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016

salty

Pearl.

Being bitter about something.

"Fine I'll do it myself, not like it would be any different..."
She's being salty by saying their help wasn't needed or of much use.

by MindlessBobcat May 25, 2016

Salty black licorice

Licking a black mans sweaty cock... preferably in a closet

Sadie loves salty black licorice

by SadieLuvsU July 21, 2016

Salty Peaks

The act of ejaculating all over a women's breasts.

Bro... I gave Megan the most amazing salty peaks last night!

by SaltLakeUnderbelly July 28, 2016

salty

Unfriendly- usually uses any form of fuck more than his/her own name

Me, to someone: "That guy, Sohum, is so frickin salty. He uses fuck in every sentence!:"

Sohum :walks over, says"Are you fucking talking about me? You little fuck."

Me: "See?"

by jqiu21 June 24, 2016

salty trumpette

A noun describing the typical Donald Trump supporter who cannot handle a primary loss. A Salty Trumpette may be identified by a high saline content and load bemoanings about lawsuits when something does not go it's way.

Did you hear that Donna is planning on litigation against the bowling league due to her recent losses? I guess she's a Salty Trumpette. Trump Butt Hurt Donald Trump Rusty Trombone

by JewManChu June 22, 2016