A person who is the essence of a complete douchebag. One who sucks more dick than an foreign grandma.
by Jamal bagelsauce July 16, 2014
"The iPad Pro is a thin, ridgeless aluminum sack with no structure holding things together"
-jerry rig everything
-jerry rig everything
by sussy balls amogus April 25, 2022
by Gkpeanut November 16, 2017
The scrotum forms an admirable covering for the protection of the testes. These bodies, lying suspended and loose in the cavity of the scrotum … are capable of great mobility, and can therefore easily slip about within the scrotum, and thus avoid injuries from blows or squeezes.
"I've got a couple things for you in my gift sack."
"Here's 0-2 pitch to A-rod. Oh! And he's taken it right in the gift sack!"
"Here's 0-2 pitch to A-rod. Oh! And he's taken it right in the gift sack!"
by shopping_w/Satan May 21, 2009
by AShrekle February 09, 2018
The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
by Matt Bailey & Alicia Y. June 26, 2007
physical disconfort in the scrotum due to excessive masterbation. Most commonly induced by the testicles slamming against the inside of the thighs/groin area for an elongated period of time.
Jeremy: The Pat's chance at a playoff run is ruined!
Isaiah: Why? What happened?
Jeremy: Brady is out 7-9 weeks with whacky sack!
Isaiah: I guess Giselle just isn't doing it for him anymore .
Isaiah: Why? What happened?
Jeremy: Brady is out 7-9 weeks with whacky sack!
Isaiah: I guess Giselle just isn't doing it for him anymore .
by Scoopdevious December 02, 2016