sloppy moppy

Holding a girl upside down and using her hair as a mop to clean up cum on the floor.

Last night I ejaculated all over this girl's nice hardwood floor. I had to clean it up so I gave her a sloppy moppy.

by Lloyd Braun October 9, 2014

Sloppy Sausage

When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.

Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"

by mesgônimo June 20, 2015

Sloppy Salamander

Guy buries most of himself in wet forest leaves but leaves his dick poking out

“I was walking through the forest and almost got hit with the ol’ sloppy salamander”

by Sloppy Salamander March 25, 2019

Sloppy Joe

When you clap your asscheeks while you shit

Peter clapped his cheeks while he pooped making a sloppy Joe for his kids

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

Sloppy Steve

When you rub your hemorrhoid infested greasy asshole all over your friend's face in public, usually for political purposes.

He was leaking to Axios, so he got Sloppy Steved.

by Steve Bannon's Bile April 24, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

Its a blow job with a mouth full of dip.

The Doo gave Mcnasty a Sloppy Dallas today!

by XxOnlinedudexX October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of straight oral sex with dippings/condiments/sauces, e.g. a blowjob with salsa in the blower’s mouth.

Hey, Honey! Let’s try the Sloppy Dallas in bed tonight, courtesy of Soup!

by PainfulSnare October 16, 2020