Slay the dragon to save the princess

the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.

Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.

by gobotmozzy September 24, 2011

Did it to save my dick

An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.

Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?

Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.

by TriggerWave October 18, 2008

Life Saver

A bullet-proof vest.

You niggas best have yo life savers.

by marc ipsen October 6, 2004

Seaver

Any kind of person who bullsits about everything he says thinking everything he says evreyone would believe.

A seaver: lolz did you know i am related to shrek and my dad is a ninja and also my mom is a unicorn?
NORMAL KID: FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT! You think anyone believes you? *SPOOKA PUNCHES THE BITCH*

by the afrocolypse November 14, 2010

Pac-n-Save

The bastard offspring of Wal-Mart and Satan that resides the deepest pits of Mordor (in Nez Zealand)

Random Kiwi: Lets go to Pac-n-Save and shop till we drop to support Satan and his other bastard offspring... MySpace.

by vowels February 4, 2007

slavefucker

1. A gentleman who has carnal knowledge of his chattel; 2. A derogatory term for someone with low standards; 3. Insult bearing racist, sexist, and socioeconomic undertones; 4. A white man seeking to use the underground railroad; 5. A really sweet band name

ie. Thomas Jefferson was a slavefucker

"His tastes aren't that particular - he's a total slavefucker."

by Rhoadledung January 30, 2009

Pocket Slaves

When your two hole cards dealt in a game of Texas Hold'em Poker are the two lowest black cards in a standard deck. Even though you have a pair of dueces, you still have a couple of nigs in your hand.

"I got pocket slaves and the 2 of hearts was on the river, I'm going all in."

by Quecumber December 26, 2011