Definitions by Quecumber

cucumber blasting 

Similar to finger blasting a girl, but with a cucumber.

I bought one of those 14 inch cucumbers from Whole Foods and was cucumber blasting the shit out of that girl.

cucumber blasting by QueCumBer January 17, 2014

Buck Rubs 

A low class establishment advertised as the county's premier gentlemen's club in eastern Pennsylvania. Your hopes are high, but when you walk in the door, the first thing on your mind is, "Good lord, at least it's BYOB!" The smell of cesarean sections, and asshole fill the air. You immediately call the doctor for an STD checkup Monday morning. Even though we all know how 'classy' of a titty bar Buck Rubs actually is, we still find ourselves sitting there quite frequently tossing singles at the dregs of society.

Bob: "Hey man, wanna go to Buck Rubs?"
Neil: "Nah I'm good, I already had the clap once this month."

Buck Rubs by Quecumber January 5, 2012

Pocket Slaves 

When your two hole cards dealt in a game of Texas Hold'em Poker are the two lowest black cards in a standard deck. Even though you have a pair of dueces, you still have a couple of nigs in your hand.

"I got pocket slaves and the 2 of hearts was on the river, I'm going all in."

Pocket Slaves by Quecumber December 26, 2011