Arrrrrg me maties, I had a bit too much of the Captain (Morgan) in me last night, and then the Captain (NOT Morgan!) pulled a Jolly Rodger on me in me drunken slumber and now I got a little more of the Captain in me, Arrrrg is me cornhole sore, I say mutiny!
by Captain Jack Sparrow March 7, 2005
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I was surprised when Ashley was willing to do anal - it turned what I'd had planned as a run-of-the-mill rodeo into a full-on prison rodeo.
by Johnny Panic February 27, 2009
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Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!
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by kmacolor October 6, 2008
Get the Slowpoke Rodriguez mug.A tender action of loving where the man gets behind his beloved in the Donkey position, enters her rear orifice,
reaches around, grabs a tit, whispers in her ear, "Your sister is tighter" and holds on for dear life.
If the man can hold on for more than 8 seconds, he wins a giant belt buckle.
reaches around, grabs a tit, whispers in her ear, "Your sister is tighter" and holds on for dear life.
If the man can hold on for more than 8 seconds, he wins a giant belt buckle.
O'san Walker: "Where'd ja git that black eye?"
O.D. Cleaver: "I rode me a sex rodeo with Mary-Lou last night."
O.D. Cleaver: "I rode me a sex rodeo with Mary-Lou last night."
by Ragin' Pope Angus April 1, 2004
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by Joe Birdsall April 29, 2003
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by thesexiestcavemanever November 17, 2009
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