Rex Schwidlewski

A 7 ft 6 glorious king with blue eyes, definitely does not take fentanyl and mushrooms. Has a level 15 gyatt with skibidi rizz. Fights the gender pay wage gap on the daily. Drives a hellcat. Hates period cramps, THE BIGGEST JOHNSON. You could not even comphrehend how glorious this specimen he wields the power autism. He's been mewing since the heian era, he often hunts down women of age for their gyats cause he's got that dawg in him. His canthal tilt is so positive just like the std test he got. He rizzed up baby gronk and livvy dunne so incrediblely and stupendously hard they ropemaxxed he's that glorious.

Girl 1: OMG is that Rex Schwidlewski! I've heard he fights the gender wage gap and has a hellcat!
Girl 2: What the flip! He's so sigma!
Girl 1: Wowzzers!
Straight male: I'm straight but this guy is hot I'd let him iht with his drake but like he doesnt like kids like drake cause hes not a pdf file <3

by Forewarde May 23, 2024

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A Rex

It has short stubby arms with a big round belly. Instead of a roar it has the vocabulary of the word um. It is narcissistic, bipolar, money hungry, an extreme slob, and has bad breath

Did you see the A-Rex coming into work today acting completely looney?

A Rex is a type of person

by Mc Maze October 11, 2025

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rex

the perfect boyfriend, a cute guy with a nice smile and gives you a reason to live <3

I love my rex <3

girl 1 "did you see rex"
girl 2 "yeah he's well cute"
girl 3 "well I'm dating him"
girl 1 "lucky horse"

by starcarsxn October 12, 2025

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Loposaurus REX

A person who's brain function is well below the average of normal due to slow learning capabilities and lacking attention span.

Dude why did you move the furniture back inside the house and why is it covered in plastic?? I told you we were painting the house today and to make sure all furniture was moved and covered. That's why we moved most of the furniture outside yesterday you loposaurus Rex

by Rcamacho87 October 18, 2025

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