Potato Sack

During Anal intercourse, the man-or the pitcher- sticks his ball sack rather than his shaft into the catcher's butthole.

"So did you guys have sex last night?"
"We were going to have anal, instead he just gave me a potato sack."

by Thomas DeHart May 29, 2008

potato-killings

the eating of a human that happens to involve their death being similar to that of a potato.

>OMG..... STOP EATING ME, ILL DIE LIKE A POTATO!!!

>"breaking news, we have just gotten calls from local police discussing the newest potato-killings"

>GASPPPP

by POTATOeater. August 8, 2009

Potato Chipping

Verb: The shape a trampoline forms when you are trying to assemble it. It is extremely hard to flatten out during the assembly process, especially in the blistering Florida sun. This condition causes heavy perspiration and continuous cursing.

While assembling the trampoline on Christmas morning, we could not stop the trampoline from potato chipping. After several failed attempts to straighten it out, we decide to consume heavily.

by Orra December 20, 2012

potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone!

Person 1 "Reem hasn't posted a long on Instagram... "
Person 2 "Yeah it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"

by MichielloM June 8, 2016

potato sack

like a tea bag but instead of one pair of testicles, 2 pairs or more are needed and tied together using a rubber band to hold the balls together and then proceed to dip down in the victims mouth

person1: me and john potato sacked your mom last night!!!

person2: Dude, that means john and your balls touched each others? What a fag!!! hahahaha

Person1:......ummm SHUT UP

by Zero1 October 5, 2007

Potato Queen

A Potato Queen is a female who doesn't belive in their own attractiveness, and thinks they have the sexual appeal of a potato. They are single, with all of their friends asking them for advice on relationships. They have accepted their potato appeal.

Hey, are you dating anyone?
No, I'm a Potato Queen, I don't get laid.

by DancingWo1f November 4, 2014

potato dick

An expression used to describe an un-circumsized penis.

Girl 1: I heard you slept with Cory!
Girl 2: Yeah, hes big... but it would look alot bigger if he wasnt a potato dick.

by Bretzky November 7, 2008