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Poser

Somebody who pretends to like something because they wish they looked like the people that actually do like that something.
Josh: looks at Andrew's shirt Wow, I never knew you listened to Sublime!
Andrew: No man, this shirt just looked cool
Josh: What a poser...

or

Matt: Dude, I LOVE Sublime!
Josh: You're such a poser, you only know one of their songs
by s&s December 14, 2008
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poser

Most people you will meet in life; People who do things because it will improve their social standing, not because they actually enjoy/care about what they are doing are considered posers. Should be seen as a subculture, albeit a parasitic one that hijacks any other given subculture, waters it down, makes it "trendy" and causes people who still try to stick with the given subculture to look like a walking cliche. A good analogy is when a corporation donates to a large charity, then puts up commercials about it, proving (9/10 times) that they donated to appeal to the masses, not because they want to make the world a better place. Also, for racial minorities, an equivalent of poser would be a "ghetto rat," a "gangster," or any other stereotype.
tl;dr: Poser is a term used to describe those who cause culture and subculture to become shit.
The way 'hipster' has become because of posers, compared to the way it was before most people even knew about it. The way 'emo' (or Post Punk) has become, largely because of posers that were previously identified as 'scenesters.' The way 'Goth' and 'Punk' have become, due to kids seeing Marilyn Manson and thinking that dressing a certain way would help them rebel against society.
by SadDino March 22, 2011
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poserfag

a small girly type male who dresses like a sceene kid but acts like a fag
hey look at john he wears realy tight pants and band shirts kinduh like a sceene kid

nah that kids a poserfag
by sunshine xD April 5, 2011
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pogie

A young girl who stays in bars. ussually good looking and gets free drinks
Her sexy ass goes to the Bar every weekend gets waisted and obnoxious, and doesn't spend a dime. What a pogie.
by Coonsasswholes February 15, 2014
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Poliet

1. The ship name for a ship in the Hetalia fandom. Ship between Poland and Lithuania.

2. You spelled polite wrong. Go home you're drunk.
1. Bob: Yo, I totally ship Poliet.

Kevin: Me too!

2. Alex: You're being very poliet.

Bill: Dude, you spelled it wrong.
by Stormysky25 June 12, 2018
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Poseidons kiss

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse
Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite
by Zack_0700 June 21, 2018
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Poseidon’s powder

Yo, I just got some cheap Poseidon’s powder we can snort
by CMB Talon January 15, 2019
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