Ghost Penis

A ghost penis is an invisble penis you can't feel. Every female has one, you just can't see it. You can look behind it though.

Can I see your ghost penis?
Why its invisble.
But i can see whats behind it. (pick up)


Ross has a ghost penis and i saw it today!(insult)

i have a ghost penis and a vagina!

by louiseandberyl February 11, 2009

Penis Time

Any act involving a penis penetrating a female whether it be in the vagina, mouth, ass, or whatever kind of fucked up places your penis penetrates. Penis time, generally refers to one night stands, but can be used any time when describing your magical night to your friends or while tweeting about it at work or school.

Dood, i totally jus made penis time with that bitch! :D

by Bill Pill September 26, 2009

Penis licker

My brother

He's the biggest penis licker

by Rectum rocker May 15, 2009

Penis!

A game people in middle school play.

How To Play:
One Person says "Penis".
The next person has to say it louder.
It keeps going until someone gets it trouble.

It was fun... back in middle school, lol.

Greg: Penis
Zack: Penis!
Greg: Penis!!
Zack: PENIS!!!
Teacher: Silent Lunch!
Zack: Crap.
Greg: Aha! I win!

by some dude... September 24, 2004

penis pointer

the pevis muscles that point towards your penis

damn!!!! he has a nice penis pointer!

by Jenna J January 9, 2006

Penis Fly Trap

When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.

lars: "damn, that girl gave you a dirty look"
mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."

by Fred the Philosopher of Flavor January 13, 2008

shitty penis popper

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.

Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.

by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009