Groovy Pants

Something that is good

"well i'm off to mainline enough heroin to stop me from putting a gun between my teeth"

"groovy pants"

by ArchieVeitch January 20, 2009

j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

Pants Goblin

N. A person who always wears shorts every single day. A person who wears shorts even when it is cold.

It was 20 degrees but he still had on shorts because he was a Pants Goblin.

by Cowkiller12345 January 12, 2010

white-pants

A pair of slacks colored white.

Jeez, Josiah's wearing his white-pants again!

by Randi March 28, 2004

Girl Pants

When emo kids wear their mother's pants and consider it to be a fashionable thing to do. This is also common among guidos and other stylish ethnic kids. Don't be fooled, there are consequences to wearing girl pants since the balls are restricted and may lead to infertility.

T probably doesn't want to have kids if he's wearing those girl pants.

by plumpkin October 1, 2005

happy pants

when ones pants are stretched out due to penis elongation

When eric middleman sees a young child covered in spoiled milk

by Boys October 17, 2003

period pants

pants that the school nurse makes you where if you have period'd in your pants at school. These are usually dirty 80's white wash jeans with pleating and found in your schools lost and found box.

oh no i went period in my pants! better go see the school nurse and get some period pants.

by meoby January 12, 2010