Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 7, 2017

sports nap

Sports nap: sporty sexual activity in bed, then take a nap afterwards. Fun activities in bed, then nap. Meaning of wanting sex and then a nap.

Let's go take a sports nap!!!

by Chucks B July 31, 2017

nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016

Penn State Nap

To sleep in the middle of the day, to be able to party all night.

A: Hey! Did you hear about the party tonight?
B: Yeah, me and my girl are gonna take a Penn state nap to get ready.

by xyzzMY August 7, 2022

Squad Nap

A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.

A wholesome activity.

Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.

"Squad nap?"

"Yea bro, squad nap"

by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020

napped

kidnapped/took something

i just napped some alcohol from my parents

by rissy July 6, 2021

suffocation nap

When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep

did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?

Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap

by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023