MATTHEW

Matthews are hot and f boys big time f boys they will take advantage of the situation your in tell you they love you feed you pretty little lies then stomp on your heart and and shatter it in a million little pieces BEWARE of Matthews He will make you happy at first then make you cry your eyes out for months

We need to cancel Matthews

Sara: I got a new boyfriend

Allie: cool what’s his name

Sara: Matthew

Allie: GIRL NOT A MATTHEW

by Kanebrownislife September 7, 2020

Matthew Alexander

The ultimate definition of what a bae should be. The embodiment of bae. Having qualities such that bae has no reason to go with anyone else. Sexy, intelligent baealicious. A perfect 9 on the bae-o-meter.

He is such a Matthew Alexander; all the baes want to be with him.

by God of Baes September 20, 2014

Matthew Williams

A cute chubby kid who has a nice dick and is gay. His type is black Muslims and he loves sucking their dick

Oh Matthew suck it suck it good
That such a Matthew Williams

by Mattlovehew May 8, 2019

matthew stafford

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.

She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.

by TomFree87 November 3, 2019

Matthew Pierce

Dumbass who thinks he shit but really he aint. Wears glasses that look too big and is annoying af.

i hate Matthew Pierce.

by blackniggerinthacity December 13, 2016

matthew fang

An ass who belongs in the dump.

Hey look at the hobo he looks like a matthew fang.

by OSAWA IM August 19, 2018

matthew young

A robot

The government did not know that the Matthew young was a robot, yet.

by Conspiracy buster April 20, 2017