March 20th

Steak and Blowjob Day

Women have February 14th, men have March 20th

by d2k February 14, 2006

March 15

the day a bitch was born

hey, you’re a bitch, you must have been born in March 15

by unaniña October 17, 2019

March 13 crisis

On March 13th 2019, Instagram got a little cranky. For some users, posting was impossible; for some, it couldn't load at all; and for those who deleted and reinstalled the app, found themselves stuck in the login screen.

"Dude, can you get into your DM's yet?"
"No, what about you? Able to login yet?"
"No, it just says 'There is an unusual error.'"
"Dang Instagram better fix this March 13 crisis!"

by Percy Jackson fan101 March 14, 2019

March 22nd

Even though MCR broke up on this day its still a great day when great people are born

MMMM yes, March 22nd

by BigBooty42069 November 11, 2019

March 17

Give a hug to Emily DeBello!
-whether you’re her friend or you see her occasionally in the hallway

You don’t need to call out her name Emily DeBello loves surprises on her birthday, March 17th

by Short stack February 15, 2020

March 6th

Give your girl/boy/crush your hoodie day.

Person 1: Dude did you know it's give someone you love your hoodie day. today is March 6th
Person 2:No I didn't

by No_Boys_allowed2008 March 5, 2020

March 9

A God with dark curly hair was born on this day. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very interesting. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict. He is also tall and has a charming smile

S: you're very handsome and interesting when is your birthday?
D: March 9
S: oh explains why

by r.z.a March 8, 2020