Stud Muffin Top

When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.

He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.

by ChelseasKingdom July 18, 2011

Don't front stunt muffin

Its when a women pretend she doesn't want to have sex with you but in actuality wants to fuck your brains out and you know it but she doesn't tell you.

you: "Rachel do you want to chill at my place tomorrow"

Rachel: reply's "maybe"

you: reply "Don't front stunt muffin"!

by corvo21 May 12, 2011

blueberry muffin

a blueberry muffin is a diseased vagina.

i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.

by sexytime27 May 26, 2008

Cunt-muffin

A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.

Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.

by A Disturbed Child October 7, 2009

Stud Muffin

A stuf muffin is a guy who is sexually attractive.

Zac Efron and Pete Wentz are stud muffins.

by lezboly February 10, 2008

Muffin Queen

The queen of all muffins and in some cases, cupcakes too.

I am the Muffin Queen do not question my fluffy golden brown authority. The Muffin Queen herself, Sam Marshall.

by Sam the Muffin Queen February 1, 2008

chuck muffin

somebody thats gay and don't know it yet.

That dude name harmen is a chuck muffin.

by em12 April 17, 2008