Thief in the morning dew

1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.

2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.

1) Thief in the morning dew

Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."

Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."

2) Thief in the morning dew

Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"

Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."

by TheBayBender September 9, 2010

morning glory flower

When a girl wakes up from a wet dream dripping with morning dew from her vagina much like when a flower has morning dew on its pedals.

I had this dream about Adam Levine last night and I woke up wetter then a morning glory flower soaked in dew.

by polockblaze1 November 6, 2015

saturday morning slut

saturday morning slut- when you wake up after a wild party the next day only to find a trashy slut next to you in the bed. The bed is wet and there is usually a rubber under the sheets.

If you have more drinks than your liver can handle and black out in a Philly apartment then you are most likely to experience a saturday morning slut.

by topmountain October 20, 2010

Christmas morning

the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.

surprise!

Its Christmas!

(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)

I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.

by Aarknoid and Mr.Mulligan September 12, 2010

top of the morning

After sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a Top Hat and yell TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA and ram your erect penis threw the top hat poking her in the eye

Dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my cock threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning

by k1th February 11, 2010

monday morning

a good moment to start sth, for example make an important phonecall you wanted to make already for a while but you did not dare

Well, then, I will do that on Monday morning!

by xalena September 23, 2006

morning glory coffee

to have sex

Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR

Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.

by purple brownie September 29, 2010