Austin's Mom

The act of placing your buttocs cheeks over a friends nose and emiting feces.

My nose still stinks from when you gave me an Austin's mom.

by Dreypeve December 23, 2009

baby moms

The mother of your child

I'm goin to my baby moms house tounight

by Redrum December 8, 2002

soccer mom

A womans so breasts are so saggy when she walks she hits them with her knees

i saw a brode walking across the lawn i thought she was a soccer mom player she was kicking her tits around.

by Chavela September 22, 2006

Your mom

Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.

Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!

by Your mama, obviously. September 17, 2004

Lucka's Mom

1. A hot milf
2. A fine piece of ass
3. My fucktoy

Take it all bitch in the ass! ya thats right! woohoo!

by Scott October 26, 2003

mom butt

To have a butt as large as an older female.

That guy Beau has Mom Butt.

by V. Long August 12, 2003

your mom

1. The woman who gave birth to you and/or raised you.
2. An all-purpose insult, used to end a conversation, cover for the fact that you can't think of a witty comeback, or pwn somebody. When used in this sense, the implication is that your mom is sexually promiscuous, of below-average intelligence, grossly overweight, or any combination thereof. Does not necessarily have to make a lot of sense, e.g. 'Your mom goes to college!'
3. A ho.

Dick: '...therefore, your argument can be proven irrefutably incorrect.'
Jane: 'Your mom!'

Jane: 'Ew, this pizza tastes weird.'
Dick: 'Your mom tastes weird.'

Dick: 'Where's the remote control?'
Jane: 'I left it in your mom.'

Stephen Hawking: 'The whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order.'
Dick and Jane: 'Your mom doesn't happen in an arbitrary manner!'

by Something_Vague July 15, 2007