soccer mom

1. The downfall of human society
2. The only people who have no real purpose in life other than to pick up there children from school, take them to an after school program, (Karate,Soccer,Baseball, Football)and to be the trophy wife of a husband that hardly spends time with his kids. Often seen trying to blend in, but stands out like a sore thumb. Usually seen driving a huge ass SUV and is proud that their child is a slave to pop culture and won't think for themselves. They are allowed to bring their bratty ass kids anywhere, but if you are in line with a box of condoms (trying not to make the same mistake they made) they have the balls to make faces and make stupid ass remarks. They also think that their "little angels" wouldn't make any of the same mistakes they made. Even though they act like there the boss, they don't run sh!t.

Man in Line: *Buying condoms*
Soccer Mom: *Laughing* What do you need those for, you're pretty young.
Man in Line:Ease up out of my face, bitch
Soccer Mom: Don't talk use that language in front of my kids!*Covering kids ears*

The soccer mom goes home to find her oldest daughter having an orgy with three guys, two girls, and a goat.

soccer mom by Inspector Gadget August 31, 2004

U mom gay

No u

Person 1 : U mom gay

Person 2 : no u

U mom gay by Taiwan Bombers March 2, 2018

killa mom

A mother who refuses to allow her children to leave home. And when they do, she won't let them go. Her children do not have productive lives or marriages. In an effort to insure they fail, she does things behind their backs to make them look bad. It forces them to return home. Children don't know what to do short of cutting her off and moving away.

An employer might get a call from "mom." The next thing ya know, the employee gets released. Friends might get introduced to her, and she will cut her children down in front of them. A girlfriend will leave her boyfriend because of his mom. Mom does these things behind her children's back. The "killa mom" is jealous, and won't let her children grow up. They may not be dead, but they certainly aren't alive.

killa mom by Stuckinthemud March 26, 2009

Disneyland mom 

A divorced mother that rarely pays attention to her child except to take her to Disneyland so she can take "fun" pictures of them while giving them loads of sweets in order be crowned the "fun parent". High five in the air to you CR!

Oh that's the Disneyland mom... You can tell by the kid with sugar eyes.

Disneyland mom by Madhatter June 15, 2014

Mexican Mom Syndrome 

Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.

Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.

Mexican Mom Syndrome by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2011

u mom 

When a 12 year old wants to insult you but has a mental deficiency.

U mom gaiyeh

u mom by A_Mistake May 18, 2018

you are mom gay

In this word, Mom is an adjective to gay, meaning if someone says you are Mom gay or you’re Mom gay, they are calling you a gay mom. Not to be confused with your mom gay lol, which doesn’t have an ‘re.

Straight boy: hey, your mom gay
Straighter boy: oh yeah you are Mom gay

Straight boy: *dies*

you are mom gay by Urmombig gay February 19, 2018