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July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.
Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!
by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024
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ate him for lunch

When you ruin someone's livelihood physically, emotionally, mentally, theoretically, metaphysically, and spiritually.
Racer 1: "Yo did you see me overtake that kid at turn 3? I ate him for lunch."
Racer 2: "yea that kid looks like he is in shambles"
by Radiotrophic Gint February 1, 2023
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Daryl Lunch

Consuming large quantities of semen while wearing only ostrich cowboy boots.
The fella sure guzzled down his Daryl Lunch after that five person handy J.
by Phalisphil February 1, 2023
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Hulk's packed lunch

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch
by Skeet boy February 7, 2023
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Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023
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Messy Lunch

Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.
Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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Lunch Water

A cool, crisp beer consumed during mid-day meal. This term is usually used as a euphemism for said beverage in situations where alcohol consumption may be frowned upon or prohibited, such as in the middle of the workday at a stuffy office, operating heavy machinery, or during military or other public duties. A lunch water is typically a lighter variety of beer, such as a lager, gose, or session IPA that has a lighter flavor profile and alcohol content to avoid detection by supervisors or narcs. Common consumption locations for lunch waters include the back offices of mechanics shops, cubicle desks, military barracks, and Chili’s.
“Barry, Jim, Emily, and I are heading to Chili’s to grab a few lunch waters at noon, want to join?”
by Lunch Water Enthusiast November 7, 2025
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