Kentucky Junior

Kentucky Junior is another name for Ohio. It is based on new demographics in Ohio and their voting record in the last election.

Him: Did you hear that Ohio is losing its battleground state status?
Me: Where did you hear this?
Him: I saw it on the front page of the newspaper and in a magazine. Our demographics now are lining up with Kentucky - KENTUCKY!
Me: So I guess that makes us Kentucky Junior?
Him: We really have to move!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 6, 2020

kentucky gummy

Ken· tucky gum· my / kən-ˈtə-kē ˈgə-mē

1: Fellatio performed by a resident of a

Kentuckian nursing home or retiree

community.

I stopped and got a Kentucky Gummy while visiting Grandpa at the old folks' home.

by KaptainKillbilly December 11, 2020

Bagdad Kentucky

known for attacking the Top Gear Crew cause they too stupid to understand a TV show

Dont go to Bagdad Kentucky unless you want to be attacked with rocks by its racist, homophobic community

by TopeGear247 December 21, 2020

kentucky tortilla

When you kneel next to a woman who is laying down and roll her floppy tit around your dick and fuck it. Add sour cream by cuming on the other tit.

I gave that old woman a Kentucky tortilla last night

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Kentucky Twizzler

When you drink your own cum through a Twizzler...

Mann... John did the Kentucky Twizzler with his own cum, that's fucked up woe

by catlo3 October 23, 2020

Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.

Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...

by catlo3 October 23, 2020

Kentucky work break

Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.

I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.

by Henry Davy Ghant October 28, 2020